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“I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”
“I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created.”
“You know, it doesn’t really matter what [the media] writes as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”
“… she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” (ABC’s “The View,” March 6, 2006)
Commenting on celebrity news: “Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.”
“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure. It’s not your fault.”
“If I were running The View, I’d fire Rosie. I mean, I’d look her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say, ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’ We’re all a little chubby, but Rosie’s just worse than most of us.”
“While @BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.
“I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”