24. Two words: Grumpy Cat.
Without even blinking, he communicates to us his opinion of the poor human peasants who endlessly try to please his Highness. He couldn’t care less if he leaves a little kitty log on the floor and we yell at him. In his opinion, we must be talking loudly to the cushion he is sitting on because it is not fluffy enough for such a grand cat. On the contrary, dogs are quite penitent. Once they are caught doing something naughty, you can see the instant regret on your dog face with just one look at him. He just lowers his head because he KNOWS. I mean, look at this cat. He doesn’t give a HOOT.